RETURN OF THE DEAD
How could this be happening now? 'Tis a mystery.
Reuters counted Trump using ‘Communism’ 81 times in two weeks of speeches, leading some Australians to predict the distraction is accelerating.
It’s not too alarming to announce a tsunami of reheated Cold War anti-Communism rhetoric destined for our peace-loving peoples, so beware.
The ABC TV weather map should plot the red wave as it heads into the recently discovered Pacific.
It can avoid Indonesia as the 1965 -66 genocide fixed that worry, pleasing Australian PM Harold Holt with this supposed witticism:
“With 500,000 to one million Communist sympathisers knocked off, I think it is safe to assume a reorientation has taken place.”
So no probs with the archipelago and the Indian Ocean. The events have been buried along with the gore-soaked memories. The army helped with trucks, lists and weapons. Thank god the victims weren’t humans.
It couldn’t happen again – the military are caring and always on the people’s side
THE ENEMY WITHIN
A home clean-up is essential. In the metal jungle of my workshop, I found three hammers and two sickles, fortunately before the Purity Committee arrived to search. The tools have been moved to separate shelves, never to co-habit.
Further scrabbling revealed awkward alliterations, such as “spanners” and “cycles”. They get together only occasionally, but need to be watched.
We have suspect non-white sheets and pillowcases – they’ll have to go along with my wife’s underwear.
DOMESTIC DETAILS COUNT
The kitchen can be a bad place for plotters aka workers.
Spiders with sinister faces lurk in uncleaned corners. Giant dark hands claw at slim mothers shielding fearful white kids – how can she get on with the cooking with so many hazards?
An inventory of the cupboards will start soon, tearing off labels that say ‘Made in China’. If embedded in the metal, an angle grinder can be useful.
Disguising smartphones’ state of origin will be tricky, but the most patriotic will bin them fast before they send location details back to Beijing.
Get that BYD back to the dealer and demand a swap for a petrol Toyota. That may be costly, but it’s the principle that matters.
We’re democrats, not totalitarians, so buy local, even if they don’t make the things you want at double the price and half the quality. Better to go without and be crushed under the oppressor’s heel than lose our God-given freedoms.
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